riarii:

paintscroll:

MATCHAAAA

hhhhhhNNNNNNNNNNG

This is my FAVORITE ice cream flavor. I mean I demolish a whole pint by myself and refuse to share. I’d be a supervillain if it meant I would get all the green tea ice cream I could eat. I’d be EVIL!!!! I swear it!

4 months ago on 7 January 2013 ~ 9:06pm 49,365 notes

NaNoWriMo Update

Day Two!

6 months ago on 2 November 2012 ~ 9:43pm 2 notes

Currently my life in a nutshell.

7 months ago on 2 October 2012 ~ 8:30pm
This Post Secret will always be the most truthful that I’ve ever seen.

This Post Secret will always be the most truthful that I’ve ever seen.

7 months ago on 2 October 2012 ~ 8:15am 30 notes

UGH!!

I sit in algebra and pay complete attention, and as soon as the professor starts talking all I can hear is this:

I don’t understand a damn word of it!

7 months ago on 1 October 2012 ~ 3:56pm

Just another day at Casa de Encaje

  • Alma: Come on time to get dressed.
  • Me: *swinging knickers around* I DO WHAT I WANT!
  • Alma: ...
  • Me: *smacks self in eye with knickers* OUCH!
  • Alma: hahahahahahahaha!
8 months ago on 25 September 2012 ~ 4:10pm 1 note
almalthia:

Our NOH8 photo was put up at noh8campaign.com today and it came out incredibly!!!
Many thanks to Adam Bouska and the folks at the event!

Really happy with how it turned out!

almalthia:

Our NOH8 photo was put up at noh8campaign.com today and it came out incredibly!!!

Many thanks to Adam Bouska and the folks at the event!

Really happy with how it turned out!

via  almalthia  (originally  almalthia)
8 months ago on 25 September 2012 ~ 11:56am 9 notes

Bilingual

  • Lila: Can I borrow el shirt-o.
  • Lila: I know that's not shirt is smanish.
  • Me: Smanish? I didn't know you spoke smanish!
  • Alma: What's smanish?
  • Me: Come on! You know, es-MAN-ol!
  • Alma: *dies*
8 months ago on 11 September 2012 ~ 7:15pm
Alma should be home soon!
YAY!!!

Alma should be home soon!

YAY!!!

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8 months ago on 7 September 2012 ~ 2:32pm 592 notes

What your URL's anagram name?

almalthia:

angusexpired:

ibloodbenddicks:

coldeyesthatburn:

daintyblackpegasus:

brashblacknonbeliever:

tumultuousmind:

mutantcybunny:

gryffind0r:

Gryffind0r’s anagram name is GRR! IFFY ND

THAT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE

Mutantcybunny’s anagram name is MY UNCANNY BUTT

OH. MY. GOD.

Tumultousmind’s anagram name is MUD LOUT IN SMUT

Brashblacknonbeliever’s anagram name is SLICK HEAVEN-BORN RABBLE

Daintyblackpegasus’s anagram name is PAY BACK AGED INSULTS

wat.

Coldeyesthatburn’s anagram name is THUNDERY OBSTACLE

I am a big bitch

I Bloodbend Dicks=Deck Bonds Libido….wut?

Angusexpired’s anagram name is SEXED-UP GRAIN


… welp.

Almalthia’s anagram name is I AM ALL HAT … huh. AWWWW YEAHHHHHHHH

haumealand’s anagram name isA HUMANE LAD.

Really? WTF? I’m not a dude, dude!

8 months ago on 6 September 2012 ~ 7:35am 31,320 notes